Category Archives: Exercise

The Color Run – Join My Team!

If you’ve visited my website for more than 8 seconds, you probably know I’m kinda lazy. I acknowledge that I need to exercise, though, to maintain the perkiness that is The Becky. Mostly I’d rather do it from the comfort of my own home where nobody cares about the decidedly unladylike noises I make while lifting weights or mocks me for how many times I must pause the treadmill to run upstairs and piddle.

I will, however, make an exception to play in the park for The Color Run. This sounds like entirely too much fun to be exercise!

The Color Run is a 5k, but don’t let that scare you. According to their FAQs, “There are plenty of other great 5ks out there to test speed and performance. This Color Run™ event is all about a color crazy day with friends and family. You can run, walk, crawl, or cartwheel if you wish!”

There’s no age limit to The Color Run which is also different from most other races. But the biggest difference is that throughout the course there are “Color Zones” where all the runners/walkers/crawlers/cartwheelers are pelted with different colored explosions of a cornstarch-based concoction. By the time you finish the race, you are a rainbow of silly gorgeousness.

Watch this The Color Run video… and this one …

Doesn’t that look like FUN?!

They do these events all over the country (and Australia) and in every venue they pick a cause or an organization to donate to.

Do you want to join my team for a Color Run in Denver at City Park on June 16? Speed is of the essence, not for the race, but for registration. Everyone has to register on their own, and apparently these races fill up fast. If you’re even toying with the idea of considering thinking about it, I suggest you add your name to the VIP list so you get notified when registration changes, or if they make announcements you need to be aware of.

It looks like early registration is open and costs $35/person. On March 1 the price goes up to $40 … and after May 1st it’s $45.

We’ll need a groovy team name, too. Here are some I’ll run up your flagpole:

• Lazy Psychedelic Relics

• Lazy Palette

• True Colors of Laziness

• Lazy Riot

• What Would Honey Badger Do?

So … are you in? I said, ARE YOU IN?? Let me know by leaving a comment. And check back in a couple of days where I’ll update this page with the Official Team Name so you can get registered. Even if you can’t join us, please tell me which name you like, or toss in one of your own. (We need to have one before we start registering, so we can all be on the same team. I’ll pick one by executive decision very soon.) I suspect I will have awesome prizes for my team too … Most Colorful … Pinkest … Best Use of Goggles or Headband … oh, the possibilities!

But seriously, ARE YOU IN???

Quick, Effective Workout

 

Raise your hand if you’re sick of your workout. Raise your other hand if you think maybe you’re not getting enough bang for your exercise buck. Raise your other hand if you don’t exercise as much as you should because you don’t have the right equipment or everything seems too complicated. Now raise your other hand if you want a simple workout.

I’ve heard this in two different places in the last week so now I’ll pass it along to you. Whether it’s true or not, it’s sure easier than some of my workouts!

There are only 4 things you need to do to stay strong:

1. Do as many push-ups as you can (do a different kind each set — wide arms, narrow, triangle hands, etc)

2. Run in place x 60 seconds (or high knees, jumping jacks, butt kicks, etc)

3. 30 crunches (legs straight up, bicycle, scissors, etc)

4. 30 lunges or squats

Do as many sets of these as you can or that you have time for. Changing each exercise keeps your body from complacency and makes your workout more effective.

You don’t need any equipment for any of these and you don’t need much space. You could even do it in front of the TV.

Oh. You can lower your hands now.

Is this something you’d do every day? How often do you change up your workout?

Tabata Potahta

I read this article about Tabatas in the paper this morning.

It explains what a Tabata is — 20 seconds of cardio at your highest intensity level, then 10 seconds of rest, repeated eight times.

It differs from high-intensity interval training because HIIT can be any length of time … 30 seconds on, 30 seconds off … or push-up intervals … or squat intervals … or bicep curl intervals. Tabatas are strictly cardio, 20 seconds on and 10 seconds off, eight times.

Tabatas are brutal. But they only last four minutes. I’ve been doing them off and on (mostly off) for a couple of years. I can only do them on my treadmill, though. It’s the only way I can’t cheat. Some folks can do Tabatas running in the park or on a bike, but I need that mechanized belt set at a specific, non-wavering speed. It’s easy to say “that’s the best I can do” even when it’s not.

My treadmill goes up to 10mph and at one point I was doing my Tabatas at 9mph. It’s crazy scary. At any moment I feel like I could go flying off the back end. You really do think you’re dying and that your heart, lungs and possibly your spleen will explode out of your chest, land on the floor next to you in a breathless little heap, and then burst into flame for good measure. But only for about 3 of the 4 minutes. (Am I over-selling it?)

When I hopped on Tready today and cranked her up to 9mph, I took about three steps before hopping right back off and turning it down to 8.2. And even at that, I had to rest twice!

Clearly I’ve lost a bit of Tabata mojo.

It’s not for everyone. I can only work up the courage to do it maybe — maybe — twice a week, and I don’t know about the science. In 1996 Izumi Tabata did some research and concluded that going full-tilt for those 20 seconds on/10 seconds off “significantly increased aerobic and anaerobic energy systems in participants.” But I don’t think 51-year-old women who liked to watch TV while sipping wine were his focus group.

What I love about a Tabata set is that it only takes 4 minutes (plus warm-up and cool-down). When I’m busy — or at least justifying skipping a workout because I have a lot on my To Do list — this often gets me to work out.

As the article says, “Four minutes twice a week is better than zero minutes zero times a week.”

But now my To Do list is a bit longer.  I have to go find my spleen.

A Race of Joy

I was sad to hear the other day about the death of 58-year-old Micah True, also known as Caballo Blanco, the ultra marathoner who went out for his regular 12-mile run in the Gila Wilderness area in New Mexico and never came back. He wasn’t known to have any health issues and he’d run all over those trails like they were his backyard playground. As I write this, the autopsy is pending.

I first became aware of him when I read BORN TO RUN by Chris McDougall. I posted about this remarkable story back in July 2010. If you haven’t read it, do yourself a favor and pick up a copy. It’s the account of True’s residence with the Tarahumara Indians in the harsh Copper Canyons in Mexico. The members of this tribe think nothing of 100-mile runs for fun. They are the world’s most natural ultra-marathoners. And they do it practically barefoot.

BORN TO RUN sparked the interest in shoe mechanics and caused the spike in sales of barefoot runners. At least for me.

True was the race director of the Copper Canyon Ultra Marathon, which sends runners through the desert for 50 punishing miles.

With his death, the fate of future races is up in the air. That’s a shame because he loved the area and the race so much. I hope it doesn’t go away and someone steps up to turn it into his legacy.

Hal Higdon runs and writes about running. He said, “The marathon never ceases to be a race of joy, a race of wonder.”

I have the feeling every time Micah True ran it was a race of joy.

GAH! Not Enough Time to Exercise!

I know, I know. We’re supposed to make time to exercise. Yeah, right. Maybe in a perfect world.

I’m a fairly consistent little exerciser. I alternate cardio days with strength training days. I stretch. I try and get my 10,000 steps in. Blah, blah, blah.

But sometimes I get hopelessly bored and/or my workload seems too overwhelming. Guess which item on my To Do list gets jettisoned faster than Tebow from the Broncos roster? (See what I did there?)

Yep. Exercise.

But I heard a little piece of advice when I was chatting with Bob Harper the other day. Well, not so much chatting as watching him on TV. But that’s quibbling. He told me that when things get busy or I’m traveling, all I really need to do is three sets (although five would be better) of 20 jumping jacks, 20 lunges, and 20 push-ups.

I don’t remember much, but this morning when I was feeling rushed, I remembered this. So I took his advice. I could only do 40 push-ups, so for my third set I did 20 bicep curls then held plank position until I collapsed. Even with stretching, the entire workout only took 15 minutes. And I bet — if I really put my mind to it — I could do another three sets this afternoon. Or even in front of the TV tonight.

What do you think? What do you do when you feel too busy to exercise?

7 Habits of Successful Losers

I read an article about J. Graham Thomas’ study of over 6,000 people who have maintained a weight loss of one year or more. Ninety percent of them had lost weight in the past but put it all back on.

So how did they keep the weight off this time?

1. Committed to at least 30 minutes of moderate-intensity exercise/day

2. Limited TV time to less than 10 hours/week

3. Ate a low-calorie diet with less than 30% calories from fat

4. They stuck to regular eating patterns; not much food variety

5. Ate breakfast every day

6. Avoided emotional eating and fast food

7. Had weekly weigh-ins and tracked calories

No magic bullets and, I’m happy to say, everything I preach here in LazyLand. Except that TV thing … how’s a girl supposed to forget she’s on an elliptical, if she’s not immersed in Liz Lemon’s problems??

 Don’t you just love Liz Lemon?

 


 

 


 

 


How I Strength Train or Why Are Burpees So Freakin’ Hard??

People are constantly asking me questions. Some are basic (“How do I separate eggs?”). Some are technical (“If I ride my bike west from Chicago and my friend rides their bike east from Boise” — I’m sure there was more to this one, but I nodded off. Too mathy.) And some are just plain hurtful (“Seriously? You want me to read your blog EVERY time?! Are you going to pay me?”).

But some are all about me. Those are the ones I love.

So when I was asked about my exercise regimen — which I’ve talked about here (and how poodles and Lionel Ritchie exercise here) and whined about here … well you get the idea.

The point is, I like talking about exercise. So I’m happy to talk about what I’m doing now for exercise.

First, I always take Wednesdays off. I sometimes take one weekend day off, depending on what I’ve got going on. But the rest of the week is spent alternating between cardio and strength workouts.

I warm-up before my workout, but I don’t stretch, per se. Instead, I increase my heart rate and warm up my muscles. I hula hoop, jump on the mini trampoline, do some jumping jacks, swing my arms around, dance — just easy, dynamic movement to get going.

On long cardio days, I hop on the treadmill or the elliptical (both of which are parked in front of TVs) and go about 5 miles. I go at a steady clip without inclines. I watch a movie, or The Daily Show, or mindless sitcoms guilt-free. Sometimes I have to split these into two sessions to get the mileage in.

On strength days, I also do cardio, but I do hill or speed intervals on the treadmill. (I go 30 seconds at 10 mph or the highest incline, then rest for 30 seconds. Repeat 10 times or until I croak.) Usually I do the cardio at the end of the workout.

On these days, I have a strength training workout I do too. Previously, I found myself cheating, only doing the exercises I liked so I switched it up.

I made a list of all the exercises I know how to do then separated them into three groups — arms, legs, core/abs. There is overlap, of course, dumbbell swings help your butt … handwalking on the treadmill helps your core, and so on. But three categories seemed reasonable and didn’t overwhelm me with options. My notes might not make too much sense to you, but feel free to ask about any of the exercises I do.

 

 

To thwart my cheating ways, I set the timer for 45 minutes and, never skipping an exercise, rotate through the pages — arms, legs, core, arms, legs, core, — until the dinger dings. I always try to increase everything, but if I stop to rest — even if I end up doing more reps — I don’t write down the higher number.

I still cheat, of course. When I see the timer ticking down, I’ll go reaaallllllyyyyy slow so I don’t have to do another exercise.

I never write down a lower number of reps, unless I increase the amount of weight. Sometimes, for reasons I try not to think about, I simply cannot do what I had done last time. In fact, just the other day I could only do 8 bicep curls even though I had been doing 19 and had been increasing each time. Usually this happens toward the end of the workout so I don’t beat myself up about it. I just acknowledge that I’m pooped and pat myself on the head for completely fatiguing my muscles, which is the whole point, after all. If it happens on my very last exercise, then I’ll mark it to begin my next workout.

I’m very conscious of using the heaviest weights I can manage, while maintaining good form. Once I hit 20 reps I try to increase the weight. I read constantly that women don’t push themselves hard enough. As much as I like Marlo Thomas, I don’t want to be That (Weak) Girl.

If you’re having trouble losing those last five pounds, or you’ve hit a plateau, you might consider kicking up your cardio and lifting heavier weights. You may have gotten into a bit of a rut and you need to shake up your body every few weeks. That’s why I like this rotation — it’s never the same from workout to workout.

You’ll see that many of these exercises don’t require free weights — most of them work with your own body weight instead which I like.

When I’m done, I do my cardio intervals and stretch and then I collapse, weeping, rolled into a fetal position. Sometimes I reward myself with an episode of The Daily Show. Sometimes with bacon. It’s all good.

 

Now go make your own lists!

What do you do for strength training? What have you learned along the way? What’s your favorite exercise? What’s your least favorite? (You probably won’t be surprised to know mine are burpees!)

 

How To Stop Overeating

We all do it. It’s not a big deal if you only overindulge once in awhile.

I’m reading a book right now that I’m really liking and will report on in the future. In “Younger Next Year,” Chris Crowley and Dr. Henry Lodge say, “A normal American in his fifties or sixties has to get his caloric intake down to roughly 1500 calories to lose weight.” The book is geared toward men, but the implication is that women would need fewer than 1500 calories to lose weight.

If you’ve visited LazyLand before, you probably know I’m all about portion control and knowing how many calories you’re eating, so if you’re stuck in a cycle of regularly eating too many calories, here are some easy tips that might flip that switch for you.

1. Get rid of all the crap food taunting you from your pantry or refrigerator. Throw it out and don’t buy it ever again.

2. But — and I know this seems contradictory — if you’re REALLY craving something, go ahead and give in to it. Because it’s not kept in your house anymore, you have to think long and hard about actually going to buy it. Is it really worth the trip? If it is, that’s fine. But get a single serving of chips rather than the industrial sized bag. Fries off the children’s menu rather than SuperSizing. One perfect brownie at the bakery rather than whipping up a whole pan. (Shameless plug for my Just Desserts Cookbook here … I have some fab low-calorie brownie recipes, if you can resist eating the entire pan.)

3. And then get back on track. One fabulous brownie is not cause for starving yourself or skipping meals as ‘punishment.’ Plan your next week’s healthy meals and make a grocery list full of delicious and nutritious foods.

4. Eat more fruits and veggies. These will fill you up without the corresponding spike in calories. And, oh yeah, they’re good for you!

5. Drink lots of water. I can’t be bothered with counting ounces or even the number of glasses I drink. Your goal is for your pee to be colorless. Every day.

6. Then go get some vigorous exercise. Doesn’t matter what, just go get active. You’ll burn off some calories and you’ll be less interested in mindless snacking.

None of that is too difficult, is it? If you stay on track most of the time, then those little, ahem, dietary transgressions won’t derail you on your journey to good health.

What do you do if you’re tempted to overeat or if you realize too late you just consumed enough food for a family of five?

Google Map Pedometer

This Google Map Pedometer is AWESOME! You can map your walking route and it will tell you how far you go. That way you can’t fib to yourself. Remember, just because it felt like the Bataan Death March doesn’t mean it was.

Here’s the park near where I used to live.

I walked around here countless times with my newborn in the Snugli.

Click the little blue dot up in the right hand corner under “Draw It”. Then click it at the beginning of your route. I can’t quite recall, but let’s pretend we used to come in from State College Blvd. See the little dot I made there?

Then click the little dot along your route. See that number 1 in the blue box along my route below in purple? You can add notes to your walk as well. I clicked it by mistake, so I’m not quite sure what I’d use that feature for. I guess if you’re walking in a neighborhood you could say, “scary dog here” … or “trash day is Thursday” … or “suck it in – cute guy lives here!” I guess the uses are endless!

You can see that route was 1.68 miles. Hmm. Seemed much longer. Maybe because I was loaded down with baby.

But this is a very cool toy to play with. For optimum health, you need to walk 10,000 steps and to lose weight, 12,000 – 15,000. Every day.

Plan a route in your neighborhood. Plug in your work location. If it’s too far to walk from home, is there a parking lot you could walk from? (I used to do that, back in the day when I went to an office. When it rained too hard, I could always find someone to drive me to my car on the days I wore suede.)

I’ve started to wear this pedometer.  My friend Olgy Gary told me about it and I’ll tell you what … it’s been an eye-opening experience for me. I move constantly. Or so I thought. I mean, c’mon! I have a stand-up desk (over a treadmill, for pete’s sake!) and most days I can’t even hit 10k unless I have a serious workout in the morning.

But my pedometer has become my constant companion. I stick it in my pocket and it tells me how many actual steps I go and translates that to miles for me. It even doubles as a clock. I’ve been known to feel inspired to take more steps, if my steps aren’t quite up to snuff for the day. (Still looking for the guilt button.) And I don’t get as annoyed when I forget something and have to trudge those 47 steps to retrieve it.

So, with my pedometer and my interactive map I think I’m ready to pedom up a storm! Now to find the Google map of the IKEA store.

Do you walk? Do you use a pedometer? Will you use this map? Do I ask too many questions? See my daughter’s little elf hair? Adorable.


O, Treadmill, Why Dost Ye Want To Killeth Me?

I was whining to a runner friend about not being able to stay on my treadmill very long before my lungs exploded. He gave me two pieces of advice. One, which I took, was to slow down to build my endurance. The second was that I should get off the treadmill and run outside. Here’s what I told him:

“I’m sure your theory is sound, but not practical for me.

1. Unlike you, I roll out of bed with really weird hair most days.

2. Also unlike you, I prefer not to go out in public like that.

3. The weather is constant on my treadmill and I can, in fact, conjure up a cool breeze if I want.

4. No packs of snarly dogs chase me on my treadmill.

5. I drink coffee before I work out which means, of course, I must stop to pee every 8 seconds. While I know many people in town, very few of them want me banging on their door, hysterically weeping and doing my Potty Dance. Nor do they want me in their bushes.

6. There is no dangerous gravel on my treadmill, unlike all the sidewalks and trails here.

7. On the treadmill I can watch the odometer like a hawk. (I know you’ll say maybe I’ll see a real hawk if I’m outside, but that’s not true. My eyes will be glued to the ground so I don’t step on a snake like my friend did the other day. I prefer to watch the hawks — and snakes — from the comfort of my deck chair.)

8. I don’t have an iPod filled with show tunes [which was his third piece of advice, but I think he simply felt the need to mock my choice in music], but I do have a nifty large screen computer in front of my treadmill  so I can watch riveting TV and forget I’m plodding along, hating every step. I’ve learned something about myself recently … I hate running and I hate sweating. (Rest assured, when I go 10.0 mph on the days I do my intervals, I turn off the TV. I have images of getting flung into the concrete wall, ricocheting into the freezer, and landing in a very undignified manner with a bag of frozen peas on my head.)”

The good news is I pulled out the calculator and did some math. By my calculations, if I run for an hour at 5.0 mph I can get my 5-mile run in the hour of time I have allotted for ‘exercise.’ (Did I do that right? I think I carried the three properly.)

So I slowed it down to 5.0 today and ran nonstop for about 30 minutes before I wanted to kill myself. Then I walked and moped for awhile and then ran some more. I actually did get my 5 miles in — well, the treadmill did. I hopped off occasionally without pausing it. Fine. I’ll say it. I’m a bad, bad girl. I probably got a solid 4.5 miles in, though. So it seems like I could be on to something.

I’ll keep up the 5 mph plodding even though it’s counter-intuitive to me. Seems running should be faster, but this dog might be able to learn new tricks. I’ll keep you posted.

[Insert weird parenthetical sidebar here ... usually hour-long TV shows are only about 45 minutes (what with the commercials taken out), but my “Huff” DVDs (seen it? Hank Azaria and Oliver Platt? Loving' it so far.) clock in at 63 minutes per episode. Surely it's not more than an hour when it broadcasts, is it? Regardless, if I didn't have good TV or a movie to watch, I'd last about 3 minutes on the beast.]

What is your trick to staying on the treadmill? Or would you rather be outside dodging snakes and scary dogs? How fast do you run? Is there a trick to endurance? Will my lungs ever truly appreciate what I’m doing for them? Ever watch “Huff”? Is it longer than an hour on broadcast TV?